sms jokes

1-3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

2-God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

3-The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

4-CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

5-Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

6-This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

7-Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.